[NeonAges]

    An angry Marcus is an extremely rare sight, one might call it a once in a lifetime experience, but from what I'm told its a site to behold.

Savannah drivers...this topic could spur up so many stories we all might be able to write up small book (especially between me and Yakob). Mix flaming dumbass with a pinch of pre-pissed off Marcus and you have yourself a recipe for a small explosion.
Anyone who has come out of the light at Mercy Blvd. making a left knows of the frequent use of no turn signal indicator by the people across the street making a right (your left); at times this can cause problems as you are stuck in the middle of the intersection waiting on the cretins across the road because you never know if they are going straight or right (your left).
(Alittle background setup; Tonight has been quite possibly one of the worst nights of delivery. EVER. Not in a good mood.)
So I'm coming out of there and a fairly decent speed, attempting to make the light, and as I get almost through the intersection a guy in a truck comes barreling up with no turn signal, so I'm like oh shit hes coming straight, so I slam on my brakes and the guy behind me almost rear ends me and lays on his horn (horn DEFINITELY not helping the anger) and the truck coming at me then slams on his brakes and gets ready to MAKE A DAMN LEFT TURN. At this point I'm in the middle of the intersection stopped staring at this guy and I snap.
What I'm about to tell you I had almost no control over, it was like me watching me do this and laughing while the angry me carried on.
I uncontrollably yell HOLYFUCKINGSHITDAMMIT as loud I can at him, all of those words at the same time mind you, then yell, I DONT THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH BLINKER!!
Then I proceed in my blind rage to rip off my turn signal arm from the steering column and heave it at his truck.

(I have included pictures of the little nub left of what once was the arm with a few of the stripped wires hanging there)

He takes off and I just kinda phase back into me and start laughing quite uncontrollably. The night didn't get much better, worse in fact, but again Ill save that story for another time.

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